A POPULIST politician who hates immigrants has shockingly lost an election.
Far-right candidate Norbert Hofer failed to win Austria’s presidential poll, in a major shock for many who assumed that swivel-eyed weirdos are the default mainstream choice these days.
31-year-old Emma Bradford said: “When I saw the words ‘election’ ‘far-right’ and ‘Austria’ I skipped straight to page five of my newspaper because I just can’t take it any more.
“Turns out he actually lost, which I can’t quite get my head around. I just assumed the exploitation of racial tensions would win out, triggering a catastrophic domino effect across the region and resulting in loads more nutters gaining power.
“You know, just normal everyday 2016 stuff.”