RUPERT Murdoch has told Donald Trump that he will not win the presidency in 2024 as he has another candidate in mind.
Following Trump’s announcement that he will run to lead the US again, he received a short phone call from an Australian man telling him sorry, but no.
A spokesman for the 91-year-old who has decided who runs the US, Britain and Australia for the last 40 years said: “He should have consulted with us before he embarrassed himself. Rishi did.
“Ignore the announcement. Rupert’s chosen someone else to be the next president. He’s not happy with Biden, even though he’s followed orders to the letter, so we’re having the Florida dude.
“He thanked Mr Trump for his service and all, but he almost ruined the illusion of democracy with that insurrection, and Rupe likes the idiots to believe they’re in charge.
“Trump’s welcome to go back to reality TV, go to prison or die, and whatever he chooses we hope he enjoys himself. But president? Please.”
Ron DeSantis said: “I pledge to serve the Murdoch family, Rebekah Brooks and the interests of News International without fear or favour so help me God.”