FRANCE hates foreigners and thinks it is better than neighbouring countries, it has been claimed.
After British holidaymakers were left queueing in Dover, France was widely condemned for its divisive and childish attitude to the transit of foreign people and goods within Europe, which is making life needlessly difficult for everyone.
Father-of-two Roy Hobbs said: “What sort of place adopts such a pernickety, isolationist attitude?
“This is absolutely typical of the French, with their bloated national pride and weird belief that they are some sort of world power.
“As part of a modern, globalised economy, you’d think they’d be less obsessed with superficial geographical boundaries and tired notions of patriotism, instead adopting a more liberal approach to the ‘outsiders’ who are in fact bringing them skills and money.”
He added: “My wife’s just had to urinate into a tropical flavour Oasis bottle.”