GREECE has told the IMF to enjoy the sunshine for another 25 days until the end of everything.
The country has promised that it will bundle all its June payments together and fail to deliver them on June 30, giving the EU the rest of the month to pretend it remains solvent.
Greek PM Alexis Tsipras said: “We all enjoy wearing clothes, eating food, watching a little television, so why end all that before we absolutely have to?
“There’ll be plenty of time for crouching in the ruins of your home, burning your neighbours’ furniture to cook the pets you’ve slaughtered for meat. Years and years of it.
“Let’s enjoy the weeks we’ve got left. Wow, electricity. I’m gonna miss that.”
Greece has offered Europe another few days of imagining it has a functioning economy if the IMF is willing to take a cheque.