How about we forget the bill and get straight to the part we like, says Davis
THE UK has suggested the EU skip this whole bill business and go straight to the part where we get everything we want.
Brexit negotiatior David Davis has told Michel Barnier to drop the bill, cut to the chase, and talk about the unfettered trade access the UK will enjoy for free.
He continued: “Enough stick. Time for a bit of carrot.
“Come on, give us a quick outline of how we’ll enjoy free trade with the whole continent without having to pay a penny into the budget. I know you’ve got the plans there.
“Our business community’s getting impatient, so park the dull stuff for a bit and let’s get stuck in to post-Brexit Britain’s glorious future of all the benefits of the EU but no immigration.
“We’ll get back to the bill later. Maybe.”
Michel Barnier then attempted to discuss the issue of the Northern Irish border while Davis bellowed “SHOW ME THE MONEY!” before looking around for approval.