Huge destructive reptile wreaking havoc in Japan

THERE have been reports of a giant lizard with destructive tendencies wreaking havoc in Tokyo.

The vast orange-hued reptilian beast, which is believed to have emerged from some undersea cavern, has a voracious appetite for burgers and the capacity to wreak nuclear havoc.

An onlooker said: “It’s a big dinosaur-like thing with tiny little hands, just like a T-rex, and evil prehistoric eyes.

“Currently it’s stomping around Tokyo, having some sort of tantrum while planes fire missiles at it.

“Our only hope may be to lure it onto a pretend golf course which has a massive pit full of spikes under it.”