ALEX Salmond has finally admitted he hates Scotland and wants the country to be independent so he can abolish it.
The Scottish first minister insisted his fellow countrymen are the worst people in the world who spend most of their time ‘either threatening to kill you, or vomiting on you’.
He said: I can’t keep lying. Its a hellhole filled with drunken nutters, ghastly housing estates and food that is simply disgusting.
Im going to win independence, bankrupt the place, set fire to the buildings and then move to France – as long there arent any Scottish people there.
I want to leave this place a wasteland, populated only by scavenging piss-artists and thousands of bastard folk singers.
Now Ive finally come clean, I suspect I will have the backing of the vast majority of Scots, who all hate each other as much as I hate every single one of them.
Mr Salmond also revealed he ‘loves the way Vladimir Putin holds ordinary Russians in utter contempt’ and would gladly hand Scotlands economy to the terrifying president and his gangster cronies.
He added: All Scottish people are sexual deviants.