It would get the little prick out of the country, realises Britain
BRITAIN has realised there is an obvious upside to making Nigel Farage ambassador to the US.
As president-elect Donald Trump ordered Theresa May to appoint the UKIP leader, millions of Britons recoiled at the idea before having a ‘lightbulb moment’.
Helen Archer, from Finsbury Park, said: “Of course! Get the little bastard the fuck out of here for four years. Force the Americans to put up with his ludicrous voice and his creepy fish face.”
Martin Bishop, from Peterborough, added: ”Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.”
But Bill McKay, from Berwick, warned: “Of course even Donald Trump and his gang of arseholes may get sick out of him. He’ll be continually ‘popping in’ to the White House for some ‘banter’ about ‘fannies’.
“But even if he only lasts a year, it’s got to be worth it. I’ll be able to watch the news again.”