PSYCHOTIC terrorist ‘Jihadi John’ is hoping ISIS does not have strict rules about maintaining anonymity.
As his real name was revealed as Mohammed Emwazi, it is understood the murderer will be frantically scouring the Islamic State’s Most Excellent Book of Wrong for anything that may be relevant to his new situation.
Intelligence expert Tom Logan said: “Now that he has a name and a face, Mr Emwazi’s colleagues will probably not want to be standing too close to him.
“I imagine he’ll be hoping ISIS has an HR department that will help him ‘transition’ to an insane administrative role at corporate headquarters.
“However, I suspect the Islamic State may not feel it has a ‘duty of care’ towards vulnerable employees.”
Logan added: “If only Mr Emwazi had pursued his original plans for a career in IT he would have the benefit of a well-trained HR team that probably wouldn’t be a bunch of raving fascist maniacs.
“And he could still have had a cool nickname, like ‘the Wazotron’.”