Living on sunlight doesn’t work, say Somalians

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AMERICAN Navenna Shine’s experiment with living on water and sunlight is doomed to failure, according to people in Somalia.

Somalian Ahmed Hashi said: “We recently tried the whole living without food thing, more through necessity than choice. It didn’t go so well, despite an abundance of sunlight about a quarter of a million people died.

“I’d say that concludes the matter, despite the ancecdotal evidence you may have heard about Buddhist monks.

“Although thinking about it, maybe we weren’t meditating hard enough.”