Man ejected from easyJet flight for being wrong kind of pissed

A MAN has been ejected from an easyJet flight for being the wrong kind of pissed, it has been confirmed.

Tom Booker was escorted from the plane before take-off for being morose, belligerent and forgetful instead of boisterous, patriotic and annoying.

Being the wrong type of drunk accounts for 98 per cent of alcohol-related ejections from commercial flights.

An easyJet spokesman said: “We have a zero-tolerance policy on being pissed up in the wrong way.

“If you raise your voice on one of our flights and it’s not about how England are good at football, we reserve the right to eject you.

“Likewise, if you vomit but not in a funny way, expect to be banned.”