RESEARCHERS have discovered huge craters in Siberia that would be perfect for a rave.
Scientist Mary Fisher said: “These things are vast, and may be caused by underground gas explosions which are a deeply worrying new consequence of global warming.
“But putting that aside, you could get a really bad ass sound system and loads of ravers in each one.
“The acoustics would be mental and there are no neighbours to disturb on this vast icy peninsula.
“I would probably have minimal house and techno in the biggest crater, with smaller deep house and jungle craters, and a chill out crevasse.
“Everyone would get really mashed, they would be loving it.”