CLAIMS that Ninjas are extinct shows just how deadly they have become, it has been confirmed.
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Ninjas not extinct, just invisible
Kate Winslet awarded CBE for baffling fashion choices
Kate Winslet has been honoured by the Queen for her services to sartorial bewilderment.
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