DONALD Trump’s announcement that he will leave his businesses for the presidency has left humanity terrified he is taking the job seriously.
The tycoon is handing his property empire to his children to be more hands-on in his new role, which is absolutely the last thing anyone wanted.
Eleanor Shaw of Chicago said: “I’ve been clinging to the hope that Trump wasn’t in the least interested in being president and only intended to rip off the country to enrich himself, which was cool considering the alternative.
“But he’s actually going to do this. Be president. Make laws. Decide the future of this nation and the world.
“What happens when he’s presented with a range of options he doesn’t understand any of, which is on day one? Will he pick at random? Attempt to fire the heads of foreign governments?
“You know the only idea Trump has of what presidents do is from watching Independence Day.”
She added: “I hope aliens do invade, that would keep him occupied and then if they defeat humanity, they could take charge. If they have advanced spaceships they’re probably a safe pair of tentacles.”