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Panda 'had cubs just to get more zoo handouts'

GIANT panda Lun Lun has been accused of exploiting the zoo welfare system after having two cubs in captivity.

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Oldest sexy calendar gives insight into ancient garage workers

EXPERTS are analysing a 10,000 year old calendar to uncover the erotic preferences of ancient mechanics.

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