Royal Family ‘great for attracting incredibly annoying tourists’

ALTHOUGH the Royal Family brings in a large number of tourists, they are the absolute worst, it has been confirmed.

Researchers found the economic benefit of the Mountbatten-Windsors is effectively cancelled out by flooding the country with dreadful idiots.

Wayne Hayes, on holiday from Florida, said: “I’m here to see the Queen. She lives in Downtown Abbey and wears one of those little helmets.”

Brooklyn hipster Tom Logan said: “We’re ironically checking out Buckingham Palace and then I’m going to show one of those tall, furry hat guys some porn on my phone.

“If he hits me he’ll get fired, and I’ll get loads of retweets.”

Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “They are hellish, but at least they don’t vomit everywhere. Sorry, Magaluf.”