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Salmond accuses JK Rowling of sorcery

SCOTTISH National Party leader Alex Salmond has accused JK Rowling of casting demonic mind-spells.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

A breakthrough in the lab as you develop the world’s strongest glue, synthesised from the substance that allows Sepp Blatter to cling onto his FIFA presidency.

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