SCOTLAND has had quite enough of inconvenient reality, it has been confirmed.A happy Scottish person
The nations 3-1 football defeat by England comes exactly two months after a referendum victory for unionism, provoking nationalist Scots to denounce the real world and its lack of co-operation.
Bill McKay, a Scotland supporting, pro-independence voter, said: I would have been happier not having the referendum, but instead campaigning for a ‘Yes’ vote indefinitely, sure in the knowledge that we would win an entirely hypothetical referendum.
So when the Scottish football team has a string of good results, the last thing we should do is play England.
Much better for Scotland to defeat other small European countries, thereby convincing ourselves that if we were ever to play England we would beat them five-nil.
McKay set out a plan for Scotland to be sort-of independent and for its football team to only ever play Ireland, Estonia, Slovenia and Moldova, supplemented with an occasional plucky performance against the Dutch.
He added: Can we please just create our own little version of reality and stick to it?
If you think about it, theres really no reason not to.