THE Labour Party in Scotland has finished ninth behind a party promising more human sacrifices.
Labour has won two seats in the Scottish Parliament while the Human Sacrifice Party has won three and could now form a coalition with the SNP.
Human Sacrifice Party leader and high priestess, Juliana Cook, said: “We found we were more credible on the doorstep than Labour.
“People seemed genuinely interested in our agenda and liked the fact that we did not side with the Tories in the independence referendum.
“We did explain it was only because the referendum was not about sacrificing virgins on an altar on top of a mountain, but they seemed fine with that.”
Cook added: “We would very much like to be part of a coalition with the SNP. We have only one demand.”