PRESIDENT Obama has fled the White House after Rupert Murdoch saw through his deception.
The 84-year-old media magnate and sleuth, who previously solved the Tulisa drug-dealing mystery, tweeted his suspicions yesterday.
Obama said: “The moment I saw the words ‘What about a real black president?’ I knew the game was up.
“How he found out when people like Donald Trump and Ted Nugent were fooled, I will never know. It’s goodbye Washington, hello Paraguay.
“They’ll look for me, of course, but they won’t find me. Because there never was a black president called Barack Obama.”
Murdoch said: “He’s far from the only one. Sometimes I hallucinate millions of black people, all of them disagreeing with me, all of them wrong.”