BULLIED young Conservatives have bonded over a shared desire to target their fellow Godforsaken wretches.
At the party’s conference in Manchester, dozens of strange people in their early 20s explored their mutual loathing of asylum seekers, the working poor and people without private pensions.
Conference delegate Julian Cook said: “I know what it means to be rejected by the establishment. Last Monday I was egged in the face by a left-wing teacher.”
He added: “I’ve been demonised by the media and discriminated against just for being who I am. That seems like a fun thing to do to someone else.”
Fellow activist Nathan Muir, from Leeds, said: “At uni I was ridiculed because my greatest ambition was to read my erotic short stories to Theresa May.
“But now I’m among people who know what it means to feel like some bloody Syrian who’s only here for the handouts.”
Muir was later beaten to a pulp in the conference centre bar for sounding too northern.