A SUPERMARKET delivery driver is wondering why you can’t get your fat arse to a shop.
43-year-old Wayne Hayes is fucking sick of delivering heavy crates of vegetables to people in their pyjamas who have only got up to answer the door.
He said: “I have been up since 7am and already made five deliveries. Clearly I’m getting paid but still, people could have their shit together a bit.
“Doing this job makes you wonder what the world is coming to.”
Sensing cold, passive hostility in the delivery man’s eyes, householder Nathan Muir told Hayes that he was ‘working from home today’.
However Hayes believes any work Muir may or may not have been doing is clearly unworthy of being described as such.
Hayes said: “Was he infirm? No. Was he too busy? Obviously no. This is no sort of man.
“A revolution is coming and men like me are going to ring the doorbell of men like him and force them down to Morrisons with bullwhips.”