A POPULAR ski resort is attracting working class twats rather than posh twats, it has emerged.
Val D’Isere is an established destination for bonk-eyed trust fund morons, shrivelled trophy wives and aspirational middle-management dipshits.
However regular visitors have expressed concern that a new, less affluent type of twat is ruining their experience.
Fund manager Tom Booker said: “I’ve come here for the last 20 years, and always found the pistes full of smug, big-haired rich alpha bastards like me.
“Yesterday though there was someone with tattoos called ‘Gaz’ and his ‘mates’ doing ‘selfies’.
“I love myself too but I’m more classy about it. I show off by doing subtle things like carrying my £50 notes in a solid gold ‘money clip’.”
Company director Roy Hobbs said: “The problem with these working class twats is that they underline my own social insecurity.
“My wife and I are trying to act like this isn’t our first skiing holiday and then her slightly common builder cousin comes skiing past shouting ‘Roy you wankaaah!’.
“It’s not what you need when you’re trying to act cool and spot ‘upper class models’ from the Mail Online sidebar.”