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Some people will get eaten, admit creators of 'real-life Jurassic Park'

THE team behind a cutting-edge robot dinosaur park in Australia have admitted that multiple deaths are inevitable.

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Welfare reforms aimed at Frank Gallagher

THE government’s welfare cuts are targeted at the fictional character Frank Gallagher.

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