THE events in Afghanistan are a tragedy and Joe Biden is to blame, according to all the people who directly caused them.
From other US presidents and the media to fanatical Taliban jihadis, everyone agrees the problem is fundamentally Biden.
A spokesperson for Donald Trump said: “Donald, who actually signed the withdrawal agreement with the Taliban, says this disaster is entirely on Biden’s shoulders and he always knows what he’s talking about.
“Likewise the Taliban don’t go throwing blame about willy-nilly. They admit there’s no way they’d have done this if Joe wasn’t so old.”
The UK media has also confirmed that Biden caused the entire humanitarian disaster, and not George Bush, Tony Blair’s team, Rupert Murdoch, the arms industry, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan.
Meanwhile a Taliban spokesman said: “It’s this bloody Biden guy. Say what you like about Osama Bin Laden, he was a high-achiever in his chosen field. It’s ridiculous to say 9/11 had anything to do with it.
“Kamala Harris must surely shoulder some of the blame too.”