DONALD Trump is in fine, thin-crust-loving shape, according to Dr Oetker.
The frozen pizza physician released his statement on the Republican candidate after criticisms that a previous medical evaluation by Dr Pepper was less than exhaustive.
Dr Oetker said; “I can confidently say that Mr Trump is in even better shape than the perfectly circular slices of sausage on my Ristorante Pepperoni Salame, available near you.
“I ran extensive tests on Donald, such as comparing his resting heart rate with his heart rate when shown a delicious Ristorante Pizza Speciale fresh from the oven, and checked his arteries for oozing mozzarella.”
A controversial figure in the medical world following his claim that all round foods are high in antioxidants and Goodfellas Deep Baked Pan causes Lyme disease, Dr Oetker has prescribed Trump a course of calzone and no exercise.
He added: “Of course Obama favours Hawaiian pizza, with pineapple on it, because he hates America.”