Trump retweets Britain First in attempt to win Royal wedding invite

DONALD Trump has retweeted a far-right party’s Islamophobic propaganda in an attempt to get an invite to the Royal wedding. 

The US president, who believes the gilded but meaningless occasion would be a perfect fit for his talents, thought the Britain First tweets were the perfect way to ingratiate himself with the Royal family.

Trump said: “Britain First. That says it all. And I know they’re going to love it.

“The Queen I think votes Britain First. I actually think that’s her party. So I think I did a great thing there, for the British people. Theresa May? Supports Sharia law. A lot of people have told me that.

“They actually want me to officiate at the wedding. I won’t do that, I said, so I’m going to give Miss Markle away. She doesn’t want her father, her father’s no good, so Trump’s giving her away, okay? It’ll be beautiful.”

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace said: “Unfortunately Windsor Castle, where the wedding will take place, is slap bang in the middle of one of London’s many Muslim no-go areas Mr Trump knows so much about.”