DONALD Trump has chosen a character from the 1993 film Demolition Man to be his vice presidential running mate.
Trump said that if he wins the Republican nomination as expected then Simon Phoenix, a life long criminal who has been cryogenically frozen since 1992, will be unfrozen in late July.
The candidate added: “He will be hard on Mexicans, Muslims and the Chinese. But he’ll also be very good on Twitter.
“And Wesley Snipes has assured me that Simon Phoenix is black, which takes care of all that diversity crap.”
He added: “I drew up a short list including The Man with No Name, Sonny Corleone from The Godfather, Dr Octopus from Spider-Man 2 and Sarah Palin. But Simon Phoenix is the only one I would trust with my life.”
He added: “We’re going to win even if the Democrats somehow manage to unfreeze Sylvester Stallone’s character from Demolition Man.”