Trump’s tweets to become erudite discourses of political philosophy

THE NEW 280-character tweets will enable President Trump to discuss his political ideology and the economic ideas underpinning it at proper length. 

Trump admitted that he had been tailoring his messages to fit 140 characters and that in doing so, the considered nuances of his reflections had been lost.

He continued: “Twitter is a matchless mass communication medium, an imaginarium of the ether beyond theorist Marshall McLuhan’s late-stage capitalism conception, but you can’t express that in 140 characters.

“By the time I’ve typed Alexis de Tocqueville’s full name in, outlining his foundational influence on American democracy is impossible, so I have to tweet ‘@CNN is #FakeNews. Just reported COS (John Kelly) was opposed to my stance on NFL players disrespecting FLAG, ANTHEM, COUNTRY. Total lie!’ instead.

“Finally I’m liberated to impress on the people of this shining city on a hill the full breadth of my learning, delineating fully why Ludwig von Mises’s theories of praexology guide my stewardship of this sundered nation.”

Trump’s next tweet read: “Cheatin’ Kristen Stewart has made a BIG MISTAKE with new hair! Unattractive, ratings of movies tanking – DROP HER, Hollywood! Bad! #MAGA”