POTHEADS have been frantically booking flights after hearing about Uruguay’s weed/dolphins combination.
Shortly after the country legalised its marijuana trade, people who get high realised Uruguay is also home to dolphins.
Habitual smoker Tom Booker said: “Pot and dolphins go together like cheese and toast. Which coincidentally is another thing I really like.
“I’m going to get baked and go out in a boat and just commune with the dolphins, by which I mean stare at them.
“If we drift off course because we’re listening to dub reggae rather than checking co-ordinates there’s probably a coast guard or someone to retrieve us.
“It’ll be like The Big Blue. I fucking love that movie, it’s so cool.”