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Everyone in Scotland arrested for views on the English

North Korean TV shows Alan Titchmarsh naked from the waist down

Russian not sure if he'll even vote because 'they're all the bloody same'

A RUSSIAN man has admitted he does not see the point of voting in the presidential election because it never makes a difference anyway.

We ask you: who will be the winner of 2024's Trump-Biden rematch?

DONALD Trump has all but clinched the Republican presidential nomination, because that’s America. Who will win the forthcoming geriatric rematch?

We ask you: should the Plymouth bomb be sent back to Germany to teach them a bloody lesson?

AN unexploded World War Two bomb saw thousands evacuated and Plymouth shut down yesterday. Should we return it to Germany from 30,000ft?

"They say I'm dementing. Do these eyes look like I'm dementing, Boris?"

The winner of the inaugural Daily Mash caption competition is...

Parliament provides salutary lesson on what happens if you express an opinion on Gaza

A HUGE row in the Commons which threatened the Speaker’s position and damaged everyone involved has proved it is never worth having an opinion on Gaza.

Why does everyone keep dying on me?

IS it me? Am I cursed in some way? Because Navalny is far from the first. There was Prigozhin last year and countless others. Why do they all keep dying?

'It's the weed,' says Biden

PRESIDENT Biden has hit out at critics who blame his failing memory on his age, saying it is because he smokes copious amounts of marijuana.

Seven core beliefs of Trump supporters that bear no relation to reality

DONALD Trump won the presidential election on a solid campaign of easily disprovable bullshit, lapped up by lunatics who already hold these fictional beliefs...