BRITAIN’S brand new air fryers are serving up delicious and healthy meals of fried air.
The fryers are efficiently and cheaply cooking all that the country can afford to eat – the very air itself – using only a couple of teaspoons of oil.
Hannah Tomlinson of Goole said: “They are marvellous. The air goes in cold and unpalatable but comes out hot, smelling delicious and a great meal for the kids.
“They can’t get enough of it. They demanded helping after helping of lovely fried air to crunch down with lashings of ketchup stolen from the foyers of gastropubs.
“Of course there’s the initial outlay on the air fryer, which can be defrayed by ordering it from Amazon and saying your neighbour nicked it, but after that it’s amazingly cheap and unbelievably healthy. Meals are zero calories or, if you chew them for a while, even less.
“No, I couldn’t be without my air fryer. If I didn’t have it I’d be reduced to inhaling odours on the street for sustenance.”