A STUNNING pair of designer heels will be too unbearable to wear an hour into a night out, their owner has confirmed.
The handmade point-toe six-inch stilettos, which cost so much that Nikki Hollis has had to switch the cat to dry food only, are exquisite and entirely unsuited to being worn on the feet.
Hollis said: “They’re so pretty. I feel like Cinderella. Don’t look at the way my toes are bent over each other. I can’t feel all of them.
“Honestly they’re so comfy – as long as I don’t try to stand up at any point and remember to reapply my blister plaster. But that’s fine, loads of people come to nightclubs for a lovely sit.”
Hollis removed the shoes after her second drink, claiming they were ‘too special’ to risk wearing out and she ‘didn’t want to ruin them.’
She added: “I just like the feel of the city streets beneath my bare feet as I wait for an Uber. Also I don’t want them looking too bloodstained in pride of place on the shoe rack.”