Friday, 6th December 2019

Bristol woman trapped with undercut

A WOMAN in Bristol is unable to get rid of her partially shaved haircut, it has emerged.

Stokes Croft resident Nikki Hollis has been held hostage by her statement undercut for two years, with no idea how to grow it out.

She said: “I didn’t even think it looked that good, I just thought it would be a way to stand out in Bristol’s thriving bohemian milieu. But everybody’s bloody got one.

“In the winter my head feels too cold, and in the summer I can’t even tie the rest of my hair back without it looking like I’m in the Hare Krishnas.

“It’s a comb over. I’ve voluntarily given myself a comb over.”

Friend and fellow undercut victim Susan Traherne said: “I’ve been trying to grow mine out for six years. You give it a couple months then it starts to look tatty, so you get it shaved back in and you’re back to square one. It’s like trying to escape quicksand or solve a Chinese finger trap.”

Hollis added: “I knew I should never have cut off my twelve foot long dreadlocks.”