THE UK’s female pubic regions are looking forward to going the full Chewbacca for the coming winter months, their owners have confirmed.
Women across the UK plan to treat their lady gardens to three-to-five months of being left the hell alone to grow as wild and woolly as they wish.
Nikki Hollis said: “No more waxing, plucking, depilating, or shaving. My pussy’s growing as luxuriantly as a hermit’s beard.
“Wookie winter, I’m calling it. Doesn’t mean sex is off the table but be prepared for a 70s flashback when you’re down there.”
Eleanor Shaw agreed: “For some reason for the rest of the year my pudenda has a kind of weird Hitler moustache look, to go with the thongs I never wear, so the turn of the season is a huge relief for me.
“Now I can take my true form: Bigfoot in granny pants.”
Women also planned to take a break from tending their legs and even underarms while the temperature drops, although the country’s lady ‘taches expect, unfairly, to see no change.