Cat knows you're whoring it out on social media

A CAT has confirmed that it knows you’re taking photos of its innate charm for validation on social media.

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Just give us a f**king voucher, teachers plead as end of term approaches

TEACHERS say they do not want naff gifts chosen by parents but would prefer a voucher so they can get something they actually like.

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