A PRESUMPTIOUS twat has ruined Secret Santa for all her friends by setting an extortionate cost limit on gifts.
Lauren Hewitt, aged 32, who was already considered a loaded bastard too into organised fun, set up the anonymous seasonal exchange with her friends then imposed a limit five times higher than anyone was considering paying.
She said: “It’s only a bit of fun, we don’t want anyone getting carried away, so I thought I’d make that abundantly clear by keeping costs low. You can actually get something decent for £50.
“I did see some unhappy faces so I’ve pulled people aside and said look, if you want to go over the limit that’s up to you, but oddly it doesn’t seem to have settled anyone down.”
Friend Grace Wood-Morris said: “I’m not planning to spend that much on my mother, and now I’ve got to shell out that much for a name out of a hat for a group of people who are frankly my back-up for slow weekends?
“We’ve all WhatsApped behind Lauren’s back and we’re not spending any more than a tenner. Adam’s got her, and he’s going to get something from a charity shop and claim it’s vintage. Posh twats love vintage.”