A COUPLE who posted hundreds of idyllic holiday photos on Facebook actually had a horrific week of blazing rows and food poisoning.
Tom and Kate Logan’s fortnight in Jamaica was mainly spent arguing about their incredibly shit hotel, getting on each other’s nerves and throwing up, none of which is reflected in their holiday snaps.
Friend Nikki Hollis said: “It’s all bollocks. At one point Kate texted to say Tom is a massive cock and they should get divorced, then up pops a picture of them drinking cocktails with massive smiles on their faces.
“I know for a fact they had the shits for three days on the trot and they weren’t speaking for ages because Tom got totally shitfaced one night with some other Brits in a bar with strippers.
“There are about 50 pictures of amazing beaches, but strangely none of the huge, diseased rat they found in their wardrobe.”
However the Logans denied they had misrepresented their holiday in a feeble attempt to show off on Facebook.
Kate said: “Our holiday was perfect in every way, and you can’t prove otherwise.”