THE father of a 26-year-old man has admitted his son’s sex life has not lived up to the high hopes he had for it.
Tom Booker of Warwick had hoped son James would really be a one for the ladies, sowing wild oats with numerous hot chicks that he would bring back to the house, but instead he has had the same girlfriend since 2014.
He said: “Laura’s a lovely girl but she’s one girl. On his behalf, I feel James owed himself a few more points of comparison.
“I know you shouldn’t invest too much in your son’s swordsmanship – after all, as long as he’s happy – but I’d hoped his conquests would go: first girlfriend, few other girls, really hot girl who did the absolute lot, and her mate. Then maybe go travelling and hook up with some foreign birds.
“As it stands he’s not shagged outside of Warwick. I married young and I’ve had my regrets, so I wanted better for him. At least once he should have had a girl with really big ones.”
Wife Tricia Booker said: “It is a shame. Meanwhile our daughter Fiona’s out there getting all the cock and more to spare. Bless her, I’m jealous.”