Five little wins for sad, single blokes

ARE you a single man living out his years in grim solitude? Here are five tiny victories that come with being left on the shelf:

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Joe Rogan, and other bullshit sources 'free thinkers' get their information from

PEOPLE who like calling others ‘sheeple’ don’t get their information from the mainstream media. They use these highly reliable sources instead:

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