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How to share someone else's bad news without looking too excited about it

WHEN events such as divorce, redundancy and disastrous tweakments befall other people it’s natural to be excited. Here’s how to yap about it without sounding too pleased.

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Only well-off people spontaneous

SPONTANEITY is limited to people who have the financial means to go on exciting adventures at the last minute, it has emerged.

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