SALUTATIONS. I have recently been introduced to TikTok by one of my many children and found myself having a raucously good time. Thus, I present some tips on how to become a most splendid meme-lord.
Lip-sync to a Gregorian chant
Nothing gets people invigorated more than lip-syncing to popular artists of the modern age. My personal favourite song is the Latin ‘Signum Magnum’, written for the Introit of the Feast of the Assumption of the Virgin Mary, but I suppose Dua Lipa will do at a push.
Invent an Elizabethan TikTok Dance
Sixtus and I have had a wonderful time during the lockdown choreographing a TikTok dance together on the croquet lawn. For some reason dancing the French Gavotte to Lil Nas X has yet to go viral, but it can surely only be a matter of time.
Play a practical joke on Nanny
When I am not suckling at her teat, I enjoy provoking Nanny with mischievous capers around the estate. On one occasion I replaced her feather duster with a live peacock and then filmed the ensuing hilarity and confusion. I suggest you do the same to your house staff.
The Thatcher Challenge involves dressing up as Margaret Thatcher and drinking as much milk in 15 seconds as possible, before the little kiddies snatch it back. You may find this somewhat arousing, but a sensible pleated skirt should save you from any on-camera embarrassment.