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How you'll never have sex again if you don't shave your balls, by the makers of ball trimmers

YOU’VE seen our YouTube ads so you know that hairy bollocks are socially unacceptable. Here’s why women will be repulsed and you’ll die alone if you don’t trim:

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Five perfectly normal things that dickheads have decided are woke

HAS the culture war distorted your worldview into that of a dickhead? Do you consider these everyday things to be woke overreach?

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