AN obviously gay man appears to be the only person in his circle of friends, acquaintances and family to have no inkling of his sexuality.
Tom Booker, aged 26, believes he is just yet to meet a girl who has ‘the focus of Cher, the bravery of Madonna and the sheer sequinned fabulousness of Christina Aguilera’.
He continued: “There just never seem to be any single women when I’m pursuing my interests, whether attending the ballet or doing Indonesian cookery courses. I’m putting myself out there!
“Occasionally I get a lady posting an admiring comment on my TikToks where I lipsync to Britney Spears tracks, but I wouldn’t want to date a fan.
“I don’t get lonely – there’s always Drag Race on telly – but I do get despondent sometimes, coming home from yet another date with a girl who for whatever reason just doesn’t turn me on and drowning my sorrows in bathtime Bellinis.
“Yes, I wish I had a life partner to take to the musical of The Devil Wears Prada who could sympathise with my own struggles to enter the fashion industry. But I’m prepared to wait.”
Friend Joanna Kramer said: “We are thinking of locking him briefly in a closet to see if he gets it.”