Man going through life blissfully unaware he will be reincarnated as a goat
A YOUNG man currently living a happy life is blissfully unaware that his next life will be as a member of the subspecies Capra aegagrus hircus.
Tom Logan of Bristol has not even thought once about the implications of reincarnation, with sources suggesting he probably does not even believe in it.
But experts have confirmed that, based on the way he has been living his life so far, they are absolutely certain that after his death Logan will be reincarnated into a goat.
A close friend said: “He always goes on about how he’ll vanish into nothingness after he dies. It’s like he has no clue that he’s facing a life of being milked for cheese in the mountains.”
Sources believe that, had he lived a more ethical life as a human, Logan could have guaranteed himself a very desirable spot as a penguin at Edinburgh Zoo.