A MAN is having a major rethink of his neck beard after realising he has no idea why he grew it.
Administrator Martin Bishop began to have doubts about the beard – which is unconnected to other facial hair – after looking in the mirror and realising he had made himself look strange.
Bishop said: “Why did I grow this fucking neck beard? Does anyone know? I certainly don’t and I’m the one who grew it.
“It’s not really a hipster beard and it’s not a masculine beard like Action Man had. It just makes me look slightly like an internet troll or an Amish guy, which is a really odd look to go for.”
Bishop’s mum Sandra said: “He certainly does look like a twat.”
Bishop has theorised that he wanted a beard like many other men but also wanted to be ‘a bit different’, something he achieved by looking like an arse.
He added: “I’m going to have to cut it off. I could grow more facial hair so it all joins up into a proper beard, but then I’d have several weeks of looking like I’ve got mange.”