Man’s ‘signature dish’ is his only dish

A MAN’S ‘signature dish’ is actually his only dish, it has been confirmed.

Tom Logan proudly offers to cook dinner whenever guests come over, although if they have been more than once then they already know to expect a mediocre chicken casserole.

It is understood that Logan’s deeply average skill in the kitchen would be better tolerated if he did not go on like he was Gordon Ramsay.

Logan said: “Everyone goes mad for ‘chicken a la Tom’. People always ask for a doggy bag to take it home in, and they always make sure they take most of what was on their plate.

“What’s the point of learning to cook anything else when I’ve already achieved perfection? The special ingredient is pickled onions.”

Logan’s partner Helen Archer said: “Whenever Tom talks about his signature dish I want to hold his hand on the stove.”