Men to finally be told what a ‘pumpkin spice latte’ is

IN a major concession, women have finally agreed to tell men what a ‘pumpkin spice latte’ actually is.

The phrase, often used by willowy females with chestnut hair and a suspicious level of self-confidence, has led men to assume it was a shibboleth designed to exclude them from ancient secrets.

Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: “It’s just three random words strung together. Or is it one of Gwyneth Paltrow’s children?

“She has a daughter called Lithium Donkey Apple. And she got that from trying to teach a kestrel how to use a Macbook.”

Logan added: “Anyway, whatever the hell it is, the woman I try to live with insists on doing it when she’s out with her mates on a Saturday afternoon.

“I still reckon it’s code for urinating.”