Tuesday, 26th January 2021

New parents find time for what they love as long as it can be done asleep on toilet

PARENTS of a newborn have found they are still able to pursue their passions at 3am seated on the toilet.

Tom and Clare Logan, 35, insist that they are enjoying fulfilling adult lives and in no way have lost every single aspect of what they considered to be their personalities since welcoming baby Kyle two months ago.

Clare said: “I’m still keenly interested in contemporary art, for about 45 seconds a day while I urinate.

“And I still do my sudoku. I just find them on the bathroom floor covered in drool with every box filled in with an ‘X’.

“My social life has admittedly suffered, but I can still see whichever friends come here and hold the baby and don’t mind that I haven’t washed in a fortnight and cry in between words.”

Tom Logan said: “Before Kyle was born we used to talk about backpacking around India with him as we love travelling so much.

“We’ll still definitely do that. But maybe we’ll try backpacking to Centreparcs first.”