A WEBSITE has innocently taken a woman through the entire process of buying some photo prints, only to announce at the end that delivery is £5.99.
Lucy Parry had to click a box to confirm paying the amount, whilst wishing for an option which said ‘I’ve already invested hours of my life in this so I don’t really have a choice, you bastards’.
Parry said: “To add insult to injury, there’s a box on there that says ‘Add voucher code’, which clearly means ‘You’re an utter f**king idiot if you’re paying full price’.
“But when I went online to look, all the codes had expired, because clearly all clever people ordered their photos last week.
“By now I’d spent longer trying to avoid delivery charges than I had ordering the photos, or even living the moments depicted in the photos, so I resentfully paid it.
“I’m intrigued to see what a £5.99 delivery is like. Presumably my photos will be delivered in a gold envelope, with an orchestral fanfare, and handed to me by that hot bloke out of Bridgerton.”